好吧，写完这篇博客我就睡觉。

刚才给姗姗打了电话。我决定，不管怎样，我都要调整我的生活，回到从前的生活状态。

从现在起，我会认识更多的朋友。我喜欢电影，我喜欢哲学。凭什么我到加拿大之后就不能沉下心来啃一本书或者看一部电影。我没有必要转专业，谁说我念商科我就不能文艺。

趁早跳出MBA的圈子吧。

找些义工做吧。。。为什么我喜欢剪片子却偏偏以为自己学业太紧而拒绝这分工作。

Andy算个P！坚决不再和自己本来不喜欢的人谈恋爱。

妈的，尼亚加啦大瀑布离你那么近你凭什么不去！

想旅行就去旅行吧。蒙特立而似乎真的不错。现在就去查车次和旅社。

妈的，你本来就不是一个爱学习的人，装个什么B啊！

好了，写完了！爽了！

还有呀。。。你也老大不小了，生病就生病吗，别老咿咿呀呀的。。。

你本来就不是一个柔弱的人，装什么柔弱。你本来也不是美女，求求你不要再误以为自己是美女了！

这是一场秘密的预谋，

Why?

You told me you love me＋you are popular with the girls＋you have got a good job+you are good at sport – I think you are rude – I don’t like the way you behaving in sex – you only concentrate on yourself – we have different culture – I like you little – … = I decide to break up with you

How?

• Avoid abruptness
• Find a good reason:

1. 1. I don’t like the way you eating? NO!
   2. I don’t like the condom you using? NO! NO!
   3. I don’t like black guy? NO! NO! NO!
   4. I don’t like your smell? NO! NO! NO! NO!
   5. Tell him you are really a good guy, I don’t think I’m good enough for you. There are a lot of better girls around you, and I know they like you? NNNNNNOOOOOOOO! Never be bull shit!
   6. Calm down… calm down… offend him… make he himself say please break up with me… seems like a good idea… but… how to offend him, when will he be offended… that’s the big question…

• Best solution:

1. 1. Run towards him, tell him in clear English, I hate you, I want to break up with you… that’s it. byebye…
   2. Or… tell him you don’t need a girl friend, the only thing you need is a blow-up sex doll with a tape recorder playing “you are excellent” everyday to satisfy your libido and the vanity.

When?

• After your exam period
• After your next dating
• Make sure you get all your stuff back from his house
• Treat him in a cold way for several days

To make you a more professional break upper:

• Make yourself invisible of him for several days after breaking up
• It’s not only a lose for him, but also for you, you may lose some friends, too. Prepare for it.
• He is a man, strong and brave, I don’t think you are going to comfort him, that’s ridiculous!

P.S.

I really want to use excel and quantitative analyses… but… I’m not that professional…