这是一场秘密的预谋,
Why?
You told me you love me+you are popular with the girls+you have got a good job+you are good at sport – I think you are rude – I don’t like the way you behaving in sex – you only concentrate on yourself – we have different culture – I like you little – … = I decide to break up with you
How?
- Avoid abruptness
- Find a good reason:
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- I don’t like the way you eating? NO!
- I don’t like the condom you using? NO! NO!
- I don’t like black guy? NO! NO! NO!
- I don’t like your smell? NO! NO! NO! NO!
- Tell him you are really a good guy, I don’t think I’m good enough for you. There are a lot of better girls around you, and I know they like you? NNNNNNOOOOOOOO! Never be bull shit!
- Calm down… calm down… offend him… make he himself say please break up with me… seems like a good idea… but… how to offend him, when will he be offended… that’s the big question…
- Best solution:
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- Run towards him, tell him in clear English, I hate you, I want to break up with you… that’s it. byebye…
- Or… tell him you don’t need a girl friend, the only thing you need is a blow-up sex doll with a tape recorder playing “you are excellent” everyday to satisfy your libido and the vanity.
When?
- After your exam period
- After your next dating
- Make sure you get all your stuff back from his house
- Treat him in a cold way for several days
To make you a more professional break upper:
- Make yourself invisible of him for several days after breaking up
- It’s not only a lose for him, but also for you, you may lose some friends, too. Prepare for it.
- He is a man, strong and brave, I don’t think you are going to comfort him, that’s ridiculous!
P.S.
I really want to use excel and quantitative analyses… but… I’m not that professional…