
Posts by shaoyan:
- Avoid abruptness
- Find a good reason:
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- I don’t like the way you eating? NO!
- I don’t like the condom you using? NO! NO!
- I don’t like black guy? NO! NO! NO!
- I don’t like your smell? NO! NO! NO! NO!
- Tell him you are really a good guy, I don’t think I’m good enough for you. There are a lot of better girls around you, and I know they like you? NNNNNNOOOOOOOO! Never be bull shit!
- Calm down… calm down… offend him… make he himself say please break up with me… seems like a good idea… but… how to offend him, when will he be offended… that’s the big question…
- Best solution:
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- Run towards him, tell him in clear English, I hate you, I want to break up with you… that’s it. byebye…
- Or… tell him you don’t need a girl friend, the only thing you need is a blow-up sex doll with a tape recorder playing “you are excellent” everyday to satisfy your libido and the vanity.
- After your exam period
- After your next dating
- Make sure you get all your stuff back from his house
- Treat him in a cold way for several days
- Make yourself invisible of him for several days after breaking up
- It’s not only a lose for him, but also for you, you may lose some friends, too. Prepare for it.
- He is a man, strong and brave, I don’t think you are going to comfort him, that’s ridiculous!
要和谐
November 14th, 2009自从我决定从MBA转到本科去读电影之后,就有很多中国同学凑过来问我关于退学和转专业的事。无疑,大部分来问我问题的人都在MBA呆的很不快乐。当我向他们解释过后,这些同学都表明我做了一个正确且勇敢的选择,随后,每一个人,我记得没有错,的的确确是每一个人,都会问我同一个问题:哦,这个读出来有什么用?
每当遇到这样的问题,我都会觉得羞愧难当,因为我从来没有问过自己这个问题,更不知道它的答案在哪里。是啊,这个读出来有什么用?我紧张地问自己,有什么用?有什么用?有什么用?有什么用?有什么用~用~用~用用~~
“这个读出来有什么用?”
好吧,让我们冷静下来,分析一下这个句子:
“这个”指电影,也就是说,我的同学问我:“电影读出来有什么用?”
为了便于我们理解,这个疑问句可以被拆分成两个句子:你读电影。你用读来的电影做什么?
我来告诉你。猪养出来是可以用来吃的,但是读书不是养猪。你问我“这个读出来有什么用?”我无从回答。道理很简单,读书本来就不是拿来用的,读电影也不是。养猪尚且可以致富,但是所有的人都知道“书中自有黄金屋”不过是古代帝王用来愚弄百姓的屁话罢了。所以,以后不要再问我这样的问题了,如果你再问的话,我会说,啊,那答案呀,它就在风中飘!
20几岁,本该是一个充满梦想,无所畏惧的年纪。“十八岁出门远行”,当“二十岁的烛光映在你柔美的脸上”的时候,你是应该“开始了流浪的旅程”的。可是有多少中国的孩子,从小到大便要分辨干什么是有用的,干什么是没有用的。十八岁的时候便硬逼着自己去大学里念个自己不喜欢的专业,以便以后能有个安稳的生活;等到了二十岁,他们便又要开始为担心自己找不到好的工作而发愁,为担心自己嫁不到好的老公而发愁,为自己日益不再年轻的容颜,逐渐衰退的体力而发愁。
我早就说过,许多的中国人是没有青春的。我实在想不通现在的年轻人为什么都变得这样一副怂样子,从小在家怕父母,在学校怕老师,长大了之后,明明自己是个大学生,研究生甚至是博士,本该是个社会精英的,到了单位里面还要对着那些个大腹便便不学无术的所谓的领导低声下气。张口闭口就是一套又一套的政治语言。最近就流行一句——“乳摸”。每当外国人谈及六四,谈及法伦,谈及达籁,中国学生都只回一个词“rumor”。同学,就算是人家编个故事出来,那也是要费好大力气收集好多资料采访过好多当事人的好不好。可你呢,故事也不听,看个标题,就甩人家两个字“乳摸”⋯⋯哎⋯⋯甚至有人对wall的解释也是为了防止美国政府散布对中国政府不利的乳摸⋯⋯可怜的美国政府啊⋯⋯你招谁惹谁了⋯⋯在这样的社会里,上级永远压迫下级,老子永远奴役小子。我们从小被教导对父母要孝,对兄姊要悌。每见到一个爸爸妈妈的熟人便要被逼迫着叫阿姨,叫叔叔,叫爷爷叫奶奶。你还要被告知,二十岁就要有二十岁的样子,三十岁的时候便要让自己的人生安稳下来,四十岁的时候就不要想东想西了,活到了70岁,都快死了的时候,才能“从心所欲”,末了,还非要哆哆嗦嗦地告诫自己一句要“不逾矩”哦!⋯⋯他妈的你都七十岁了,还没有干过一件疯狂的事,你活着还有什么意思,求求你把自己掐死好吗?毛不该这么早死,文革革的还不够彻底,明明说要打倒孔老二的,可是千百年留存下来的那么多的珍贵的文化烧的被烧,撕的被撕,而孔家的老二却还依旧屹立不倒,依旧能够气势汹汹地挺进中国社会的阴道。高考前夕,我每天背一句《论语》,然后看几页《文化苦旅》。现在,我终于发现了二者之间的联系。孔仲尼不就是一个古时候的余秋雨吗?只可惜,那个年岁,“装逼”这个词还没有开始流行。
我从小对自己的道德品行都很没有自信,我常常略带羞怯地劝告别人,不要学我,我是个被社会大众摈弃的坏榜样。现在,我却很想对我身边的人们说,有的时候你们也可以竖起一根中指,气愤地说:“去他妈的,老子豁出去了,爱谁谁!”然后,甩手,扭头,走人。多有风度,多帅气!
还有,我为什么不在中国共产党认定的博客托管商写博,blogbus呀,blogcn呀,sina呀,QQ空间啊,不都是很好的嘛,却偏偏要跑去那个什么个blogspot,wordpress?一开始我也想不通,觉得自己特别stubborn。不过,现在我终于想通了,他妈的,你不是要和谐吗?我就是偏偏不和你妥协!
啊~卡而马克斯,我虔诚地祈祷,让共产主义早一日到来吧,让我的兄弟姐妹都能够选择自己喜欢的工作与生活吧,让那些肮脏的关于功名与利禄的价值观都统统消亡吧,让我的同胞都能够更有尊严地生活吧!
写完你,我就睡~!
October 11th, 2009好吧,写完这篇博客我就睡觉。
刚才给姗姗打了电话。我决定,不管怎样,我都要调整我的生活,回到从前的生活状态。
从现在起,我会认识更多的朋友。我喜欢电影,我喜欢哲学。凭什么我到加拿大之后就不能沉下心来啃一本书或者看一部电影。我没有必要转专业,谁说我念商科我就不能文艺。
趁早跳出MBA的圈子吧。
找些义工做吧。。。为什么我喜欢剪片子却偏偏以为自己学业太紧而拒绝这分工作。
Andy算个P!坚决不再和自己本来不喜欢的人谈恋爱。
妈的,尼亚加啦大瀑布离你那么近你凭什么不去!
想旅行就去旅行吧。蒙特立而似乎真的不错。现在就去查车次和旅社。
妈的,你本来就不是一个爱学习的人,装个什么B啊!
好了,写完了!爽了!
还有呀。。。你也老大不小了,生病就生病吗,别老咿咿呀呀的。。。
你本来就不是一个柔弱的人,装什么柔弱。你本来也不是美女,求求你不要再误以为自己是美女了!
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爱情路上如何分手
October 3rd, 2009这是一场秘密的预谋,
Why?
You told me you love me+you are popular with the girls+you have got a good job+you are good at sport – I think you are rude – I don’t like the way you behaving in sex – you only concentrate on yourself – we have different culture – I like you little – … = I decide to break up with you
How?
When?
To make you a more professional break upper:
P.S.
I really want to use excel and quantitative analyses… but… I’m not that professional…
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算了吧,就这样
September 29th, 2009我已经很久没有这样静静地坐下来想一些事情,写一些东西了。这一切对于现在的我来说太奢侈。
我和珊珊说,现在的我不再如从前一样关心你我的命运以及自己无法预知的一切。不再关心抬头时的云舒云卷。
丁阳前段时间生了个女儿,我给她寄了张明信片。可我忘了她的名字。
生活一天又一天的重复着,我不再如刚来到这里的时候一样兴奋,不再如一个月前那样常常让自己在此处与彼处游离,没日没夜地站在门外看“Shao’s Quarry View”,这是Jake说的。Shao是我在这里的名字。
Jake是我的印度同学,戴一副眼镜,是长的最帅最文气的印度同学,说话轻声细语,常常微笑。他和Andy一起住。有一天晚上,我们坐在门口的台阶上抽了两支烟,聊了很久的天。
晚上。两个人。坐在台阶上。抽烟。聊天。
我喜欢这样,如果有酒的话,那会更好一些。我有时会想念在国内的时候和我的那些狐朋狗友一起度过的操蛋时光,有时会想念⋯⋯想念什么?抱歉,在这里,我无力运用排比句,除了想念那些美好的操蛋的时光,我毫无牵挂。
前段时间在公车上遇到一个在哲学系读研究生的同学。他后来写了很长的一封信给我。前天的时候,我们通了将近两个小时的电话,聊各种各样有趣的话题。昨天晚上他有打电话给我,可是我没有接到。
我似乎已经见到了本该属于我的生活,即使这样的见到只是一种寮望。
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两件事
September 13th, 2009最近,我在做两件事。
穿一双漂亮却不合脚的鞋。
和一个我并不爱的优秀的男人恋爱。
我坚持穿那一双漂亮的鞋,是因为我想信总有一天,她会变得柔软,然后舒适,接下来因为我那么爱她,她也无私地爱上了我。
可我为什么要和A在一起。一想到要和他做爱,我就会觉得有一点点恶心。可我为什么要和他在一起,因为他说爱我,因为我觉得他将有所成就。因为我丧失了一些道德,放弃了一些原则。还有,就如你们所看到的,我的文字能力,一天一天地在消退。。。
Revolutionary Road
September 3rd, 2009Went to another beach near my place today, which is not as good as the one Yulia and I have been to. Sure, I am trying my best to find myself every tiny peace of happiness.
Manypeople, yes, white people, are there enjoying sunshine, swimming, sailing, water-scooter, with their DOGs. I know, there are so many Asian girls making their best afford to melt themselves into the large pot. However, sometimes, many things are beyond your control. I can’t swim, I don’t have a water-scooter nor a boat, I even don’t have a friend who has these items. The worst thing, which will never be changed is that I’m trying to like dogs, but, sorry, once even a small dog come towards me, I’ll have an eager of shouting “help”! However, any way, I can still enjoy the sunshine by myself, with my music or novel, right? Anyway, I have good body shape to show off, sorry, I’m vain, who cares how you looks like in this country.
Heard a story yesterday, sounds like another version of “Revolutionary Road”. It’s about Inna, a Russian girl migrating to Israel when she was young. She is the wife of a man who was relieved of his employment, before, he was a programmer, and the mother of a six-year-old boy. After her husband was discharged, her family–her husband, her little son, and her moved to Canada. She studied in the university, her husband is jobless, her son went to daycare center everyday. When I was seeing that movie, I liked the main character–the woman so much, and now, I feel there is a kind of pulse, I want to know more about Inna, I think I will like her, and her family. She looks elegant, from the beginning to now.
Oh, I have a neighbor, an old and wise man, his name is Art. The day before yesterday, my landlady and I went to visit him. He has a tele cope. We watched moon and Jupiter with it. It is said, he has a minimized steam-working train downstairs, I’m looking forward to see it someday in the future.